Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

• ELEMENT: Woman



• SYMBOL: ♀



• DISCOVERER: Adam



• ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg-225kg



• OCCURRENCES:Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.



2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.



3. Melts if given special treatment.



4. Bitter if incorrectly used.



5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.



6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

Chemical Properties

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious
   
   stones.



2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.



3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
   
   reason.



4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by
   
   saturation in alcohol.



5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses