A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had

found a cat, but that it was dead. "How did you know the cat was dead?"

his teacher asked.

"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move"

the child replied innocently.

"You did WHAT!!?? the teacher cried.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and

went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."