Not exactly a joke, but I thought this would be fun to share. Enjoy!
Pick your favorite fruit from below:
1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Black Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear
Which did you pick? Read below to see what type of person you are:
ORANGE – If orange is your favorite fruit, it
speaks of a person who has enduring patience and willpower. You like to
do things slowly, but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by
hard work. You tend to be shy, but are reliable and trustworthy friend.
You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care,
and you love with all your heart, and not in for just a fling. You
avoid conflict at all costs.
APPLE – If apple is your favorite fruit, you are an
extravagant, impulsive and outspoken person, often with a bit of a
temper. While you may not be the best organizer yourself, you make a
good team leader and are good at taking things forward. You can take
quick action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. You ooze
with charm when you are with your partner. You have an enthusiasm for
life, unmatched by most.
BANANA – You are a softy! Loving, gentle, warm and
sympathetic by nature is the banana lover. You often lack in
self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often take
advantage of your sweet temper, and sheer vulnerability to a situation.
You adore your partner in every which way, both for their mental and
physical beauty! Because of the way you are, your relationship is
always very much in harmony!
COCONUT – The coconut lover is a serious, very
thoughtful and contemplative person. Though you enjoy socializing, you
are particular about the company you keep. You tend to be stubborn but
not necessarily foolhardy. Shrewd, quick-witted and alert, you ensure
that you are right on top of any given scenario, especially at work.
You need a partner
with brains, and while passion is important it certainly isn’t
everything for you.
PINEAPPLE – You are quick to decide and even
quicker to act. You are brave in asking career changes, if that is what
is to your advantage. You have exceptional organizing abilities and are
undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant,
sincere and honest in your dealings with others. Though you are not
given to making friends very quickly, but once you do, it is for life.
Your partner is often impressed with your sterling qualities but
disappointed in your ability to show affection.
PAPAYA – You are truly fearless and take much that
happens in life in your stride. You give considerable thought to things
you do. You have a sense of humor that, along with your generous
nature, keeps you in most people’s good books. You are a go-getter in
your professional life, and have a knack for being in the right place
at the right time. You enjoy
meeting new people and seeing new sights whenever you can. Your sense
of humor is what attracts members of the opposite sex to you more than
anything else. It is simply charming!
MANGO – A mango lover is a personality to reckoned
with; quite often, you are a person who has quite fixed ideas, and
influencing you is not an easy task. You tend to be an extremist with
strong likes and dislikes, and at times even like to control a
situation ion. You enjoy getting involved in something that presents
mental challenge. Strong as you
may be, you are like a kitten when you are with your partner. You
accommodate the love of your life, and make up for all the strong will
elsewhere!
CHERRY – If cherry is your favorite fruit, life
isn’t always as sweet for you. You often face ups and downs,
particularly professionally, and find that you make small sums of $$$,
instead of a lump sum. You have a fertile imagination and are often
involved in creative pursuits. You are a very sincere and loyal
partner, but find that expressing your feelings
is not very easy. Your home is your haven, and you love nothing more
than being surrounded by close family and your beloved partner.
BLACK GRAPES – You are a polite person in general,
but do have quick flare-ups of temper that cools down just as quickly.
You enjoy beauty in all forms, including beautiful people. You are very
popular because of your warm, gregarious nature. You have a zest for
life; you enjoy everything you do, right from the way you dress, to
your style and
your day-to-day life. Your partner must share your zeal and zing for
life to enjoy all you have to offer!
PEACH – Like a peach, you enjoy the juice of life
and all its lush ripeness! You are the friendly sort, and are quite
frank and outspoken, which adds to your charm. You are quick to forgive
and forget; and value your friendships highly. You have an independent
and ambitious streak in you that make you a real go-getter. You are the
ideal lover, fiery and
passionate but sincere and faithful in love. You don’t, however, like
to display all that passion in public.
CUSTARD APPLE – You are a modest and conservative
person who can be quite sensitive at times. You tend to be thoughtful
and contemplative, and therefore are rarely rash in doing things. You
are quite ambitious and are good at anything that requires much
detailing or working with numbers. You are quick at finding fault with
others. While looking for a partner, you value a person’s intellect far
above their looks or good old passion. You are quite shy and not very
comfortable demonstrating affection.
PEAR – If you put your mind to something you can do
it successfully, but by and large you tend to be fickle and have
trouble completing a task with the enthusiasm you started it with. You
need to know the results of your efforts almost immediately. You enjoy
mental stimulation and love to get into a good discussion! You tend to
be a restless and high-strung person, and are easily excited. Being
happy doesn’t mean everything’s perfect! It means you’ve decided to see
beyond the imperfections!
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