1. Dogs think you sing great.


2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


3. A dog's parents never visit.


4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

across.


5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just

think it's interesting.

8.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

9. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

10. Anyone can get a good looking dog.

Bonus:

DOGS DON"T SHOP!

To test this theory:


Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.