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Three guys died and when they get to the pearly

gates, St. Peter meets them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you

guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I

have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the truth

because if you don't you will forfeit your privilege of being here and

we'll have to ask you to visit our friend below.

Your answers will also determine what kind of car

you get. You have to have a car here in Heaven because it is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks him, "How long were you married?"

The guy replies, "24 years." St. Peter then asks, "Did you ever cheat

on your wife?" The guy says, "Yes, about 10 times... but you said I was

forgiven." Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto

for you to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same

questions from Peter to which he replies, "I was married for 41 years

and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we

worked it out and I was faithful there after." Peter said, "I'm pleased

to hear that, here's a Lincoln Town Car for you to drive."

The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to

ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman!

I treated my wife like a queen!" Peter said, "That's what I like to

hear. Here's a Jaguar for you to drive"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw

the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they went to

see what was the matter. When they asked him what was wrong he tearily

said, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!"

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