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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she

slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she

was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary

didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair

behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !''

shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to

sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and

Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again,

Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!''

shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to

sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say

to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny

jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you

stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The

Teacher fainted.

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