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Question: How many days in a week?

Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There's not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why do retirees not mind being called Seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and

refuses to retire?

Answer: Stupid.

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic,

or garage?

Answer: They know as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will

want to store stuff there.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but

misses the people he used to work with?

Answer: He's too polite to tell the whole truth.

Question: What do you do all week?

Answer: Monday through Friday, nothing. Saturday & Sunday, I

rest.

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