(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they

are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just

say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true,

unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not

thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome.’  that will bring on a

‘whatever’).


(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!


(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,

meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several

times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man

asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.