A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .


Doctor: "What happened?"Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp..."


Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband

comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start

gargling with it... Just gargle and gargle".




2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came

home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never

touched me.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"