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(It's an oldie but a goodie. If you're not local, replace Ipswich with

your nearest white trash suburb. Admittedly in Ipswich they'd probably

be Dwayne, because she wanted her little darlin' kids to be different.

If you're from Ipswich, change it to Inala. If you're from Inala,

change it to Woodridge. If you're from Woodridge, change it to Inala.)

An Ipswich girl went down to the Centrelink to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne, and Wayne," she

answered.

"They're all named Wayne ?" he asked "What if you want them to come in

from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come

running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'Wayne, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

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