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In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to the pub

owners little dog being around the bar, so were quite upset when one

day the little dog died. Everyone met to decide how they could remember

the little dog. The decision was to cut off his tail and stick it up

behind the bar to remind everyone of the little dog's wagging tail. The

little dog went up to heaven and was about to run through the pearly

gates when he was stopped by Saint Peter, who questioned the little dog

as to where he was going. The little dog said "I have been a good dog -

so I am going into heaven where I belong!". Saint Peter replied "Heaven

is a place of perfection, you can not come into heaven without a tail,

where is your tail?"

The little dog explained the what had

happened back on earth. St Peter told the little dog to go back down to

earth and retrieve his tail. The little dog protested that it was now

the middle of the night on earth, but St Peter would not change his

mind. So the little dog went back down to earth and scratched on the

door of the pub until the bartender who lived upstairs came down and

opened the door.

"My goodness, it is the spirit of the little

dog. What can I do for you?" said the bartender. The little dog

explained that he wasn't allowed into heaven without his tail, and he

needed it back. The bartender replied "I would really like to help you,

but my liquor license doesn't allow me to retail spirits after hours!"

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