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Head goes to the bar
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The
son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough
for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the
son he is proud of him.
Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all
the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head
in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso
pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The
father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying
and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take
another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy
is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his
drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the
street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs
and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."
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