-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
-=- The road to success is always under construction.
-=- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
-=- In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
-=- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
-=- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
-=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
-=- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late.
-=- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere
else at for cheaper.
-=- When in a line, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
-=- If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper. If you have both, you don't need to make a note.
-=- The door bell or your phone will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
-=- Regardless of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will
always tend to go to the non-smoker.
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