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A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York

to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the

next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a

Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.

What can I do for y all? asks the attendant. Fill `er up with high

test, replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank,

he's looking the car up and down. What kinda car is this? he asks. I

never seen one like it before. Well, responds the driver, his chest

swelling up with pride, this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille.

What all's it got in it? asks the attendant. Well, says the driver,

it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power

sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the

trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion

steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument

package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine.

Wow, says the attendant, that's really something! How much do I owe

you for the gasoline? asks the driver. That'll be $30.17, says the

attendant.

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He

goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up

with the change are a few golf tees. What are those little wooden

things? asks the attendant. That's what I put my balls on when I

drive, says the driver. Wow, says the attendant, those Cadillac

people think of everything!

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