Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!

ADULT: A person who has

stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl

up and dye.


CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with

people. 





CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat

before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and

wastes hours.


DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.





EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep

in conversation.


GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a

lie if the truth will do more damage.


HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without

damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like

flies better.





RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET: Something you tell to one person

at a time.


TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to

extraction.





TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor

saving devices of today.


YAWN: An honest opinion openly

expressed.


WRINKLES: Something other people have.

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