Curtis and Leroy and the FBI

Who says Curtis and Leroy

aren't real bright??

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"My name is Curtis and I'm calling to report about my neighbor,

Leroy! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Leroy's house. They search

the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every

piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Leroy and left.

The phone rings at Leroy's house.

"Hey, Leroy! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday Buddy!"