Teacher:  “Okay, class, it is now time to stop the baby talk and to

talk like a big kid.  Okay, Sammy, what did you do this past weekend?”

Sammy:  “I went to ride a choo choo.”

Teacher:  “No, Suzie, the correct word here is doll, you played with

your doll this past weekend.  Okay, Johnny, what did you do this past

weekend?”

Johnny thinks for a bit and then says “I read a book.”

Teacher:  “Oh, good, Johnny, what was the title of the book?”